Send a text to your Valentine

Apparently that's what the kids do these days. Personally, my wife's card is waiting on the kitchen table for when she gets out of the sick bed. But if you want to send an anonymous text message to the love of your life (or make your wife/husband/partner/bidey-in a tad paranoid) you could use the £1.50-a-shot Text Anonymous service. Also a wonderful tool for more affluent bullies to exert some control over their victims - but at least if you're in charge of net/mobile safety in your school you know it can be done now.